By A.R. Gurney

Ever wonder what your dog is thinking or saying to you?    In Partnership with the Wisconsin Humane Society


Greg and Kate have moved to Manhattan after twenty-two years of child-raising in the suburbs. Greg’s career as a financial trader is winding down, while Kate’s career, as a public-school English teacher is beginning to offer her more opportunities. Greg brings home a dog he found in the park—or that has found him—bearing only the name “Sylvia” on her name tag. A street-smart mixture of lab and poodle, Sylvia becomes a major bone of contention between husband and wife. She offers Greg an escape from the frustrations of his job and the unknowns of middle age. To Kate, Sylvia becomes a rival for affection, and Sylvia thinks Kate just doesn’t understand the relationship between man and dog. The marriage is put in serious jeopardy until, after a series of hilarious and touching complications, Greg and Kate learn to compromise, and Sylvia becomes a valued part of their lives.


"I can only call it one of the most involving, beautiful, funny, touching and profound plays I have ever seen..."  The New York Daily News

Event Properties

Event Date Sunday, March 20, 2022

Show Times

Matinee Performances:

Doors Open at 11:45 am
Dinner Begins at 12:30 pm
Show Begins at 1:45 pm

Evening Performances:

Doors Open at 5:45 pm
Dinner Begins at 6:30 pm
Show Begins at 7:45 pm


All You Can Eat FRYday

March 11 & 18

  • Broasted Chicken (UR)
  • Beer Battered Cod (UR)
  • Baked Potato (GF)
  • Wild Rice  (GF)
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Peppercorn dressing (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Strawberry Rhubarb Cake

Buffet Dinner Menu

March 12 & 19 (evenings)

  • Chicken Cordon Bleu 
  • Italian Beef  (GF) 
  • Wild Rice  (GF)
  • Basil Potatoes (GF)
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend   (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Peppercorn dressing  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Strawberry Rhubarb Cake

Plated Dinner Menu

March 13, 19, & 20 (matinees)

  • Chicken Cordon Bleu
  • Wild Rice
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend   (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Peppercorn Dressing  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Strawberry Rhubarb Cake

Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce

Vegan Option  Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend 


**Dietary Restrictions**

Menu items marked with a (GF) are Gluten Free.

Items marked with (UR) can be made Gluten Free upon request.

We offer Applesauce as a replacement for either our dinner salad or fluff. Vanilla or sugar-free ice cream may be substituted for dessert.

We ask that you contact our box office with any questions or dietary restrictions that you may have. This will help to ensure our kitchen staff can provide a meal that meets your satisfaction.

Online registration is not available, please contact our box office at 262-284-6850