Four Old Broads

Four Old Broads

By Leslie Kimbell

Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton needs a vacation. A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can convince, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.

Event Properties

Event Date Sunday, March 14, 2021

Show Times

Matinee Performances:

Doors Open at 11:45 am
Dinner Begins at 12:30 pm
Show Begins at 1:45 pm

Evening Performances:

Doors Open at 5:45 pm
Dinner Begins at 6:30 pm
Show Begins at 7:45 pm

Menu

All You Can Eat FRYday

March12 & 19

  • Broasted Chicken (UR)
  • Beer Battered Cod (UR)
  • Baked Potato (GF)
  • Wild Rice  (GF)
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette Dressing (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Carrot Cake

Buffet Dinner Menu

March 13 & 20 (evenings)

  • Pork Marsala (GF)
  • Roast Beef (GF)
  • Wild Rice (GF) 
  • Herbed Spaetzle
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend   (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Carrot Cake

Plated Dinner Menu

March 14, 20 & 21 (matinees)

  • Pork Marsala (GF)
  • Wild Rice (GF) 
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend   (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Carrot Cake

Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce

Vegan Option  Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend 

 

**Dietary Restrictions**

Menu items marked with a (GF) are Gluten Free.

Items marked with (UR) can be made Gluten Free upon request.

We offer Applesauce as a replacement for either our dinner salad or fluff. Vanilla or sugar-free ice cream may be substituted for dessert.

We ask that you contact our box office with any questions or dietary restrictions that you may have. This will help to ensure our kitchen staff can provide a meal that meets your satisfaction.