Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton needs a vacation. A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can convince, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.
| Event Date | Tickets |
|---|---|
| Friday, March 12, 2021 | |
| Saturday, March 13, 2021 | |
| Sunday, March 14, 2021 | |
| Friday, March 19, 2021 | |
| Saturday, March 20, 2021 | |
| Saturday, March 20, 2021 | |
| Sunday, March 21, 2021 |
| Matinee Performances: |
Doors Open at 11:45 am |
| Evening Performances: |
Doors Open at 5:45 pm |
Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce
Vegan Option Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend
**Dietary Restrictions**
Menu items marked with a (GF) are Gluten Free.
Items marked with (UR) can be made Gluten Free upon request.
We offer Applesauce as a replacement for either our dinner salad or fluff. Vanilla or sugar-free ice cream may be substituted for dessert.
We ask that you contact our box office with any questions or dietary restrictions that you may have. This will help to ensure our kitchen staff can provide a meal that meets your satisfaction.
