A Tuna Christmas

A Tuna Christmas

By Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, & Ed Howard

In this hilarious show, it’s Christmas in Tuna, Texas the third-smallest town in Texas. Radio station OKKK news personalities, Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie, report on various Yuletide activities, including the hot competition in the annual lawn-display contest. A mysterious “Christmas Phantom,” known for vandalizing the yard displays, has the contestants on edge. In other news, the production of “A Christmas Carol” is jeopardized by unpaid electrical bills. Meet 22 of the colorful Tuna denizen’s, played by 2 actors, and join in the holiday fun.

Event Properties

Event Date Saturday, December 9, 2023

Show Times

Matinee Performances:

Doors Open at 11:45 am
Dinner Begins at 12:30 pm
Show Begins at 1:45 pm

Evening Performances:

Doors Open at 5:45 pm
Dinner Begins at 6:30 pm
Show Begins at 7:45 pm

Menu

All You Can Eat FRYday

December 8 & 15

  • Broasted Chicken (UR)
  • Beer Battered Cod (UR)
  • Baked Potato (GF)
  • Wild Rice  (GF)
  • Oven Roasted Vegetables (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Honey Dijon Dressing (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Bread Pudding

Buffet Dinner Menu

December 9 & 16 (evenings)

  • Bourbon Glazed Ribs (GF)
  • Herb Baked Chicken (UR)
  • Oven Roasted Potatoes (GF)
  • Noodle Rice Pilaf (UR)
  • Oven Roasted Vegetables (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Honey Dijon  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Bread Pudding

Plated Dinner Menu

December 10, 16 & 17 (matinees)

  • Bourbon Glazed Ribs (GF)
  • Oven Roasted Potatoes
  • Oven Roasted Vegetables (GF)
  • Dinner Salad with Honey Dijon  (UR)
  • Warm Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)
  • Bread Pudding

Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce

Vegan Option  Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend 

 

**Dietary Restrictions**

Menu items marked with a (GF) are Gluten Free.

Items marked with (UR) can be made Gluten Free upon request.

We offer Applesauce as a replacement for either our dinner salad or fluff. Vanilla or sugar-free ice cream may be substituted for dessert.

We ask that you contact our box office with any questions or dietary restrictions that you may have. This will help to ensure our kitchen staff can provide a meal that meets your satisfaction.