Patti Vasquez

Patti Vasquez

Patti Vasquez, a Chicago native, got her start over a decade ago after leaving graduate school at Northwestern University to work as an emcee at Zanies Comedy Club in 1995. While she disappointed her parents by never completing her Ph.D in history, she has gone on to star in two hit one-woman shows- “Pregnant Party Girl: From Stoli’s to Stirrups” and “Mamacita: Tales of a Diaper Diva” written by Patti and performed for theater audiences throughout the United States.

Patti’s unique perspective on family and relationships has been described as "Comedy with a Heart." Her stories about growing up in a multi ethnic American family cause laughter at the unique but all too familiar situations. Patti also exposes the truths about pregnancy and shares the comic moments of giving birth and raising children. She is not afraid to mock, poke fun and examine all the myths, half truths and innuendo most people shy away from. Patti brings everyday events to life in each performance and has become one of the hardest working women in comedy today.

Patti, who is an outspoken advocate for Breast Cancer Research, has created a clever tongue-in-cheek campaign to get women and men more involved and interested in breast cancer research and events. She has participated in fund-raising events with groups such as Gilda’s Club and the Brain Research Foundation in Chicago. She also helps raise funds for Avon’s Breast Cancer Crusade, Y-ME & the Susan G. Komen Foundation

Event Properties

Event Date Saturday, December 3, 2022

Show Times

Evening Performances:

Doors Open at 5:45 pm
Dinner Begins at 6:30 pm
Show Begins at 8:00 pm


All You Can Eat Buffet

  • Broasted Chicken (UR)
  • Mashed Potatoes (GF)
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend (GF)
  • Coleslaw (GF)
  • Dinner Rolls (UR)
  • Memories Famous Fluff (UR)

Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce

Vegan Option  Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend 


**Dietary Restrictions**

Menu items marked with a (GF) are Gluten Free.

Items marked with (UR) can be made Gluten Free upon request.

We ask that you contact our box office with any questions or dietary restrictions that you may have. This will help to ensure our kitchen staff can provide a meal that meets your satisfaction.

Online registration is not available, please contact our box office at 262-284-6850