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Memories Dinner Theater

Sex Please We're SixtySex Please Were Sixty

By Michael Parker & Susan Parker

April 12 - 28, 2019

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Mrs. Stancliffe's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been very successful. Her Guests (nearly all women) return year after year. Her next door neighbor Bud "Bud the Stud" Davis believes they come to spend time with him.  Her would-be suitor Henry Mitchell is a retired chemist who has developed a pill called "Venusia which still has not been tested.

Add Victoria Ambrose, a romance novelist, Hillary Hudson a friend of Henry's  and Charmaine Beauregard, a "Southern Belle". Bud gets his hands on some of the Venusia pills and the fun begins, as he attempts to entertain all three women! The women mix up Bud's Viagra pills with the Venusia, and we soon discover that it has a strange effect on men. 

Show Times

Matinee Performances:
Doors Open at 11:45 am
Dinner Begins at 12:30 pm
Show Begins at 1:45 pm

Evening Performances:
Doors Open at 5:45 pm
Dinner Begins at 6:30 pm
Show Begins at 7:45 pm

Menu

April  12 & 26  All You Can Eat FRYday Fish Fry (Cod) & Broasted Chicken Dinner    

  • Baked Potato  GF
  • Wild Rice  GF
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend  GF
  • Coleslaw  GF
  • Strawberry Spinach Salad   GF upon request
  • Warm Dinner Rolls GF upon request
  • Memories Famous Fluff      GF upon request    (Applesauce available upon request)
  • Better Than Sex Cake
  • GF Vanilla Ice Cream available upon request
  • Sugar Free Ice Cream available upon request         

Buffet Dinner Menu   April 13 & 27

  • Chicken Cordon Bleu            
  • Beef Tips in a Mushroom Wine Sauce     GF                         
  • Buttered Noodles        GF upon request
  • Baked Wild Rice Risotto                    
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend      GF
  • Dinner Salad with Ranch Dressing      GF upon request
  • Warm Dinner Rolls                  GF upon request
  • Memories Famous Fluff  GF upon request    (Applesauce available upon request)
  • Better Than Sex Cake
  • GF Vanilla Ice Cream available upon request 
  • Sugar Free Ice Cream available upon request

 

Plated Dinner Menu  April 14, 27 & 28

  • Chicken Cordon Bleu                     GF upon request
  • Baked Wild Rice Risotto                    GF upon request
  • Steamed Vegetable Blend      GF
  • Dinner Salad with Ranch Dressing      GF upon request
  • Warm Dinner Rolls                  GF upon request
  • Memories Famous Fluff  GF upon request   (Applesauce available upon request)
  • Better Than Sex Cake
  • GF Vanilla Ice Cream available upon request 
  • Sugar Free Ice Cream available upon request

Vegetarian Option Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce

Vegan Option  Pasta Primavera and Steamed Vegetable Blend

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